gambollingseaotters: oh, just me making my debut...
The Novel: Admit It. →
gambollingseaotters: I be serving it, riding with the top down, Farrah Fawcett tripping the ripped deck, my audio Swerving in my lanes like fat kids doing cardio all my haters breathing that rough gas, bitches be slow Check it below, man, you be low, stooping to my sex names labeling a video What I am is what I… Because I’m a fucking rap genius.
theantipodeanhomo: Ladies & Gentlemen, I give to you: the undeniable talent that is Miss Lana Del Ray… If you follow me. Watch this. It’s only a minute long. I am reblogging this because it has not been appreciated enough. Also, the word “talent” might be a little overstated.
gambollingseaotters: Pottermore officially makes me feel like I should club a baby seal. When potterfreaks announced via tumblr that they were so excited about Pottermore they could cut off their left nipple and writhe across hot coals for early access, I scoffed just a little and continued reblogging pictures of cute kittens and the like. And when they got their email about entering Hogwarts,...
A: What if Adele's ex-boyfriend(s) heard all those songs about him on the radio and didn't even like her that much. That would just be so awkward.
That Awkward Moment Adele Turns Up Out Of The Blue...
Um, I don't think Adele is over it...
So, people found out I broke up with Adele, huh?